I can has blog?

Memoirs of a Fat Kid was an idea I was tossing around with a friend of mine one boring afternoon. We were in my room listening to the my favorite playlist on my iPod called "Vagina Music", and we were recounting our horror stories as fat children.

"Oh, you think you had it bad? I had to start wearing junior sized clothing at the age of 10."
"Yeah? Well I got caught eating everybody's lunch in Pre-K."

After we laughed about it for what seemed like hours, I thought I should write a book one day. A collection of horrible memories I had as a fat kid. I wanted to write about how I used to beg my mom to let me stay home because I was too embarrassed to go to birthday parties and show up in the ugliest clothes available only to plus sized children. I also wanted to write about how my nick name at home, to this day, is "Gorda" which is fatty in Spanish.

I decided I will go through with this book, but I have to start somewhere.

This is it.

On a side note, I'm not only going to use this blog to talk about fat kid memories that are hilarious. I'm will write about bad movies, bad music and shitty people and society.

Enjoy!